May 2012
12 posts
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Excuse me Tumblr,
I hope you realize I have laundry to finish and paintings to do.
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April 2012
28 posts
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Aziz Ansari- “Ask Me Anything” on Reddit
Q: What does Nick Offerman smell like? This is important.
A: This is true. He smells like cappucinos or something cause he uses these lozenges to stop smoking. It's kind of warm and comforting. He also eats a lot of bacon and does woodwork stuff just like Ron Swanson. He's the best.
Love...
is not the easy thing, the only baggage you can bring is all that you can’t leave behind.
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Wipe Animated with Loopcam for iPhone.
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Animated with Loopcam for iPhone.
March 2012
52 posts
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Animated with Loopcam for iPhone.
I am personally offended when someone doesn't like...
I'm stupid and I apologize.
The dj on the radio last night tried to say that John Lennon wrote post-it notes to his daughter. Psht. He doesn’t have a…oh wait.
Yoko did.
I literally went on a six minute rant about how he didn’t have a daughter even though he did. She wasn’t biological but she was his. Damn, I’m dumb.